Don't Under Think It

The couple

Save for the discreet shuffling of the waitress, the café was completely silent. There wasn’t even music playing. I sat there nursing my filter coffee, which I had stretched out … Continue reading

September 6, 2012 · Leave a comment

The Soft Open

On Saturday morning my chances at becoming a hip café reviewer took a hit. Some friends and I were invited to the ‘soft opening’ of a new branch of a … Continue reading

August 13, 2012 · Leave a comment

Melbourne’s cafe culture aka BDSM

What is the best part about Melbourne? For some it would be the sports: football, cricket, tennis, Formula 1 and, the greyhounds equivalent of Formula 1, the MotoGP. For others, … Continue reading

June 30, 2011 · Leave a comment

Cafe con neurosis?

As will become increasingly clear a lot of things cause me to suffer inordinate panic: seeing an acquaintance down the street, for instance. I would rather not deal with awkward … Continue reading

December 4, 2010 · Leave a comment

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